Let's do a self introduction the proper way. Like..
"Hi. My name is fucktard. What's yours? I like this shit and that shit and I have tons of shitload in my life."
Nahhh not like that. More of a bragging introduction.
Like...
"Puh..Lease. Bish I have the nicest features and I have this shit that shit even blingshit I don't even use and my life is just some whole sparkly unicorns. What chu got, honey?"
Uhm. A little to harsh maybe. I'll do it properly. Like this.
For the start off.. A photo of myself.
Now. Be prepared. It's a whole lot of bragging and self pity if I must add. Enjoy.
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I have been nicknamed :
Giant
Philosopher -by ze parents-
Ice Princess
etc.
I have one of my own. Lee Hyun Mi.
Doesn't mean a single thing but I like it.
I have a AFF account. Do check my stories if you dare to. ' hyunmiyeon '
Instagram; ' _hyunmiyeon_ '
Twitter; ' _HyunMiYeon_ '
Tumblr; ' hyunmiyeon '
YouTube; ' hyunmiyeon hxte ' - I made song covers.
Please subscribe// follow or stalk me anyway you like. Some are just dump.
Next.
I am obsessed with :-
Pikachu like Lee Joon or ZEA
Pink like Tiffany
Eyeliner like Baekhyun
My own eyes
My hair
More pink
Girls' Generation
So Nyuh Shi Dae
GG
SNSD
kpop
Pink
OTP
Oppa
Unnie
Pinkpop
Pink
Kpop
etc.
Food :-
Salty ones like potato chips
Drink :-
Can't think doe.
Honey Dew is nice
And so is Milo
And Ribena
And and and
etc.
I ship my OTPs like hell.
I can even ship my own delusional ship.
Like if they really existed... I'll pull my hair out with fistful grips. They are amazing little stupidly perfect creatures I can ship what I want to.
I can be as motherly as Suho.
As scary as Kris.
As cute as Luhan even if I try to be "manly".
Thug Life choose me, Sehun.
The squishy like XiuSoo.
A retard like Chanyeol.
A prankster like ChenBaek.
The sassy like Tao.
The "what's happening?" like Lay.
And as sleepy as Kai.
I want to :-
Be a soloist like IU
Play the drumset like Minhyuk CNBLUE.
Dress as fashionably as JiSica.
Play the guitar like Kwangyeon LED APPLE.
I think I'm like Zico or RapMon because I can be deep like underground rappers talking about society and life. Like swag you dopeshit stars.
I can reach Hyorin's high note sometimes.
Daehyun's high note is like reachable.
Told you there is bragging.
Don't cringe.
I can do aegyo anytime I want.
As a reward... I either get a slap from my crew or a "OMG SO CIUTE." from my crew.
Either they hate or love me. Up to youuuuuu.
Being tall means I need a taller boyfriend. Sheesh.
Argh.
Still single. Whyyyy.
'Eungkyakyakya' - by Monsterous (aff author)
I ship MingRy so hard I want Junhui to top at least a few times.
I want Seyong to bottom the SeJin ship.
Is the TaeJin ship vice versa for the bottom and top? Because I want Jin to bottom.
HanJoo seems nice. I want Hansol to bottom.
What's the ship name for XEROxHANSOL? XeSol? Whatever they're cute like *squeals//cringe//curls into a ball and stay there*
I ship everyone with Jessica even Chunji and Ren.
I ship JRen harder than BaekRen.
The #KimSeokJinHyoSang ship is SCREAMMMMMMS.
etc.
Lastly.
I FUCKING TOLD YOU XERO AND HANSOL IS ADORKABLE .
byebye